Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Cheetah Power Surge SUCKS

Cheetah Power Surge is an energy drink being promoted by the former head of Steelback Brewery Frank D'Angelo (he bankrupted the company by overspending on advertising).

Cheetah Power Surge is more of the same problem. Crappy product, with lots of advertising.

The problem with Cheetah Power Surge is that it doesn't just SUCK DONKEY BALLS, its really overpriced crap compared to other superior products on the market.


Energy drink Caffeine
(mg/L)
Caffeine
(mg/fl oz)
Caffeine per serving (quantity) Additional notes
180 365.5 10.98 130 mg (12 fl oz or 400 mL)
5-Hour Energy 1352.49 40 80 mg (2 fl oz or 59.15 mL) Does not list the actual amount of caffeine in the product but states "Contains about as much caffeine as a cup of coffee."
AMP Energy 298 8.93 71 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL) American Rebel bib
Bacchus-F 303 9.1 30 mg (3.38 fl oz or 100 mL)
Battery 320 9.5 105 mg (11.16 fl oz or 330 mL)
Battery energy shot 1500 44.4 90 mg (2.03 fl oz or 60 mL)
Bawls 223 6.70 56 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL)
Boo Bolt - best thing event 507 15.00 360 mg (24 fl oz or 710 mL)
Blue Charge 300 8.87 300 mg (35.195 fl oz or 1000 mL)
Blue Energy 337 9.97 80 mg No value for Caffeine in Nutrition Facts; Instead "Energy Blend" is listed which includes L-Carnitine, Glucose, Caffeine, Inositol, Glucuronolactone, and Maltodextrin.
Boo Koo 507 15.00 360 mg (24 fl oz or 710 mL)
Buckeye Juice 320 9.47 80 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL)
Burn 320 9.6 80 mg (8.3 fl oz or 250ml)
Cintron Energy Enhancer 422.83 12.5 200 mg (16 fl oz or 473 mL)
Coca-Cola Blāk 194.43 5.75 46 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)
Cocaine (drink) 1120 33.14 280 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL)[5]
Crunk Energy Drink 421.94 12.5 100 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)[6]
Emerge Stimulation Drink 300 8.87 75 mg per 250 ml can
Enviga 282 8.3 100 mg (12 fl oz or 355 mL)[7]
Euro Shopper Energy Drink 320 9.6 80 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL)
Full Throttle 304 9 72 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)[8] Fuze Adrenaline
Go Fast 320 9.47 80 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL)
Hustler 240 4.06 120 mg (16.9 fl oz or 500 mL)
Hype Energy 320 10.82 160 mg (16.9 fl oz or 500 mL)
Irn-Bru 32 320 9.47 32 mg (3.38 fl oz or 100 mL)[9] 80 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL)
Jolt Cola 201 5.96 140 mg (23.5 fl oz or 695 mL)
King 888 330 10 80 mg (8 fl oz or 236 mL)
Kore 400 11.83 100 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL)[10]
Kruidvat Power Booster 320 9.6 80 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL)[11]
Lift Plus



Lucozade Alert 320 9.51 80mg (8.45fl oz or 250ml)
Lucozade Sport with Caffeine Boost 160 4.73 16 mg (3.38 fl oz or 100 mL)[12]
MAD DOG Energy Lemonade 320 9.64 80 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL) High energy drink but lemonade taste
Ministry Of Energy 320 9.46 160mg (16.9 fl oz or 500mL) monavie energy drink
Monster 338 10 80 mg (8 fl oz or 240 ml) Sold in 8,12,16,24,32oz cans, 16 oz Can with two servings per can yields 160 mg caffeine. 32oz Called "B.F.C."
Mother 424 12 106 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL) 108 mg (20 fl oz or 591 mL)
Mountain Dew 154 4.5 36 mg (8 oz.) sold in 8,12,16 oz cans & 12,16,20,24,34,68 oz bottles
Mountain Dew Energy 180 5.32 90 mg (500mL) Released in the U.K. in Mid 2010 and in Ireland Q1 2011. Sugar-Free contents TBA.
Mountain Dew MDX 198.6 5.88 47 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)[2] No Fear(drink)
NOS 542 16.25 130 mg (8 fl oz or 240 mL) Sold in 13.5, 16 and 22 oz containers that contain a total of 219, 260 and 357 mg of caffeine, respectively
Pepsi Max 194.43 5.75 46 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)[13][2]
69 mg (12 fl oz or 355 mL)
115 mg (20 fl oz or 591 mL)

Powerking 320 9.46 80 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL)
Pure! 333 9.88 100 mg (300 mL) Listed ingredients, apple, cherry, strawberry, lemon and guarana
Red Bull 338 10 80 mg (8 fl oz or 240 mL)
Red Eye 321.21 9.50 106 mg (11.16 fl oz or 330 mL)
Red Rooster 300 8.88 30 mg (3.38 fl oz or 100 mL)
75 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL)

Red Thunder 300 8.88 75 mg (250ml) Listed as 0.03% in the ingredients list on the can
Redline 937.5 31.25 125 mg (4 fl oz or 120 mL)
Relentless 321 9.64 160 mg (16.91 fl oz or 500 mL)
RELOAD 394 11.8 130 mg (11.16 fl oz or 330 mL)
Rip It 431.3 12.75 102 mg (8 fl oz or 240 mL)
Rockstar energy drink, original 337.55 10 80 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)[14] 160 mg (16 fl oz or 480 mL) 2000mg Taurine (16 fl oz or 480 mL)
Semtex 320 9.47 80 mg (8.5 fl oz or 250 mL)
Shark Stimulation 320 9.47 32 mg (3.38 fl oz or 100 mL)
SoBe Adrenaline Rush 312 9.23 78 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL) Sold in 250 mL cans.
Sparks (contains 6% ABV) 185[15] 5.44 87 mg (16 fl oz or 480 mL)[15]
Spike Shooter 1200 35.71 300 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL)[16]
Tab Energy 304 9.0 72 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)[8]
Urge Intense 150
75
V (Australia and New Zealand or Holland only) 287 8.61 31 mg (3.38 fl oz or 100 mL) 78 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL)
Vault 196 5.88 47 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL) 70.5 mg (12 fl oz 355 mL)
117.5 mg (20 fl oz or 591 mL)

Virgin Tequila 3381.23 100 200 mg (2 fl oz or 59.15 mL)
Glacéau VitaminEnergy 317 9.375 150 mg (16 fl oz or 437 mL)
Wired Energy Drink / Wired Sugar Free 198.73 5.875 94 mg (16 fl oz or 473 mL)
XS Energy Drink 334 9.88 83 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL
Zipfizz (Test Tube) 188 5.56 100 mg (.398 fl oz/11.83 mL, suggested mix with 16-20 fl oz water) Caffeine content calculated based on mix in 18 fl oz or 532 ml.

Now as to why Cheetah Power Surge sucks donkey balls so badly... look at the list above and count the number of professional energy drinks with caffeine in them. ITS ALL ABOUT THE CAFFEINE. And to some extent the sugar.

Cheetah Power Surge has ZERO caffeine. Its just ginseng flavoured water. Now ginseng does give a wee boost if you eat some, but Cheetah Power Surge only has ginseng FLAVOURING. If there is any real ginseng in it there isn't enough to provide an actual energy boost. Complete and utter RIP OFF.

So there you go, if you are buying Cheetah Power Surge and expecting it to do anything like a normal energy drink, you are a complete and utter moron. You would get better results from Coca-Cola because at least that has caffeine and sugar in it.

1 comment:

  1. Plus Cheetah Power Surge tastes like shit. Only morons with no taste buds would drink it.

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